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France Day 4 - We Are Mustard We Are

By Sharon Parker

The bf has gone hunting this morning so while he is away gathering food I have some extra sleep. The bf returns with croissants which he serves up with a lovely coffee for me. Oh happiness. It might still be raining but I feel real cheerful and relaxed this morning. I slept really well the previous night and I am not tired but am alert with no muddy head to bother me.

After my lovely breakfast I decide to go for a shower. The toilet and shower block is enclosed, clean and warm. The shower is hot even a little too hot but it sure has left me feeling clean and refreshed. A plug socket provides me with the means to a straight fringe. At €15 for the night I am happy.

It is still raining after my shower but I have a quick look around the site. There is a volley ball pitch and I dream about hot sunny days and me in a bikini having a little go at being a volley ball star. For the sake of the other campers it is probably just as well it is raining and I am just dressed in clean base layers. Talking of dreams I used to harbor a dream I would one day be a Tour de France rider. I saw an MBK bike shops last night in town and it brought back memories of the MBK bike I purchased when I was 18. God I loved that bike. Grey and yellow it was my dream racing machine. The MBK team had won the Tour de France that year and I was a avid follower. At £250 it was a hefty price in those days. I never did get to ride in any official races but I sure did beat all the lads I rode with on the way to and fro from work.

sharon stood outside the tent wrapped in bike gear to protect from the rain at epernay this morning
I can dream of being a volleyball star or a top cyclist, but today this is my reality.

We decamp and head off into the rain. We travel some of the way along The Champagne Route. Row upon row of grape vines align the road. But surely they should be bathed in sunshine and not drenched in rain. This is nothing like the sunny pictures I saw in all the magazines and travel books.

Our next destination is to be Dijon. Despite the rain we have decided to stick with our original plans to travel on the minor roads and avoid the motorways. We hope to see much more that way, however the rain and mist ensures once again that visibility is limited and my camera has to stay tucked away. I do not have a waterproof cover for the camera so I am not getting any photos at the moment.

The weather is miserable as hell but is does not dampen my spirits today. We stop off en route for a sausage roll at a local Patisserie. We take shelter from the rain under the shops awning and smile at how good the pastry tastes.

On we travel and it still continues to rain. I keep thinking it will stop soon. It has to stop soon but no it does not have to stop and it proves that. The River Seine comes into view from time to time and it is very swollen, almost ready to breach its banks.
I think my pants have also breached and sprung a small leak but I know I should be grateful for how well my clothing is holding up against this deluge.

We pass through Dijon without stopping. A rather modern large town complete with University and its associated students.
We should be sightseeing taking in the towns and villages and the views. But the rain just makes us huddle down and press on.

As we continue on our way we circle yet another impressive roundabout. Yes the French do like to decorate their roundabouts with a variety of displays. From mini windmills to the one we pass now featuring a naked lady bathing. It makes me smile that a fully naked lady is perfectly acceptable on a roundabout in France, where at home I struggle to get art galleries to display some of my own artwork that features bottoms or boobs.

I notice that a lot of the towns we pass through have a yellow sign saying Ville Fleurie and then a rating of pink flowers beneath. I can only presume it is some rating for the flowers blooming in that particular village or town.*

We stop for a coffee and tea and wi-fi for the bf and get some supplies for tonight at a supermarket. Both of us are getting tired and cold now so we need to find a campsite soon.

We find a campsite near Auxonne. www.campingarquebuse.com
It is functional at best. The toilet block is cold, basic and uninviting. No heating, no plugs and no separate washing cubicles. There is only 1 toilet which has no seat and two holes in the grounds or to give them their other name, french squat toilets. And all this could be yours for €15. The same price as last night but half as nice.

basic and darnk cluster of sinks at the camp site in auxonne
Not quite the lap of luxury that I'd hoped for.

Everything is damp now. The tent, the sleeping bags, my notebook. The bf and I have kept smiling through the day but I can not help but think that enough is enough now. We have proved ourselves worthy of our rain badges. We are tough enough. Surely we are now due some sunshine fun.

I phone my daughters and the youngest is very stressed, even to the point of being upset about her forthcoming exams. I hope she does well, she deserves to. She has worked and studied so hard. The guilt pricks me once again for not being there. My daughter needs a great A result in her exam back at home and we need some sun over here.

But I have to conclude that I am still a happy camper today despite the weather and the less than perfect campsite. And my happiness grows while snug and warm in my sleeping bag the bf serves me coffee and cookies. Shush, don't tell anyone because this is a secret ... but the bf can be quite nice sometimes. Either that or I am easily pleased.

*The Ville Fleurie label was originally indeed about the blooms. However the meaning of the ratings is now much wider. It rewards coordinated action by local authorities to develop a favorable quality of life for people and environment and welcoming tourists. More info can be found on there website www.cnvvf.fr

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