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Bungling To The Bungalow
The first day of the South West Scotland Adventure is a total washout. Ren is moist and Sharon is leaking - and yet it's not all bad at the end of the day.
The Z500 Mods Continue
Sharon's conversion from Z500 naked sports bike to Z500 touring motorcycle continues. MO' money, MO' problems is what dey say innit? Ain't nuffink eezee.
5 Fools For Kilmarnock - Prologue
The tales of mishap and trepidation leading up to this adventure is not for the faint hearted. Gird your loins we're only at the planning stage so far...
5 Fools In South West Scotland
Title page for The BATties Ayrshire expedition.
Soft Brake Fix Weirdness
Ah the old trick of zip tying the brake lever to get a good brake. It seems to work but does anyone know why?
Escape From Colditz To Poland
The lads take a brief look around Colditz before making a dash for Poland. There's a handful of shenanigans and guess what - beer.
An Easy Day Out Going Round In Circles
How can you get lost in the days of Satellite Navigation? Turn the Sat-Nav off. Now you can ride around in ever decreasing circles - which oddly enough seems to be just fine with Ren these days.
Chaos Towards Colditz
More mayhem from a bunch of blokes old enough to know better. Brits used to try and get out of Colditz, these lads are struggling to get in. Fear not - there is beer.
The Perpetual Summer Problem
Ren is typically annoyed that other people are allowed to use his personal race track. If it weren't for those pesky people life would be slightly less miserable for Mr Curmudgeonly.
She Made Me Walk
Poor poor Ren is being made to exercise against his will. After this tragedy there's disappointment too. Still, it could be worse, he could be working.
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Bungling To The Bungalow
Upt'North ¹ said :-
Stiffness can be a problem Ian. Ooooo er missus, oh please ya'selves, no don't. Oooooo.
I'm here all week.
I think wearing the Altberg's as job boots probably helped, you know 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, rain, heat, sweat etc.
They are literally like slippers, but like I said they should be.
The TCX are made with lots of alternative materials and I suspect that resists the bedding in process.
Plastic can be blummin hard.
I think with all bike clothing, even wellies, you need to try it on, get the right size etc.
Upt.
10/07/2025 10:33:24 UTC
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Ian Soady¹ said :-
I went to the Altberg factory near Richmond a long time ago having been persuaded that I needed their boots. I was measured up and the boots arrived at my home a couple of weeks later. Beautifully made but so stiff and unwieldy it took ages to get them on and when I did I could barely operate the gear lever. I persevered for a couple of weeks but just couldn't get on with them so reverted to my summer boots of the day which were the German paratrooper ones which I don't think are available these days (the wellies were for winter commuting duties).
Sold the altbergs on ebay for a huge loss.
10/07/2025 10:18:16 UTC
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10/07/2025 08:48:54 UTC
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Upt'North ¹ said :-
These are similar to mine, boots have gone expensive! Mine were about £100 on discount.
https://www.infinitymotorcycles.com/product/tcx-x-five-4-gore-tex-boots-black...
10/07/2025 08:42:17 UTC
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Upt'North ¹ said :-
My boots are ex job, so have done plenty of work.
Miles worn.....gawd knows.....a lot.
They have been resoled at Altberg once. I think it was about £100.00 for a full service.
They have also in the last couple of years had some of the velcro fasteners resewn.
They were waterproof before and after resoling but the stitching obviously goes through the linings with the possibility of leaks at these points. They are the comfiest boots you can imagine, but after that long they should be. I wore these boots in Italy last year and they performed well.
My second pair are TCX Tours, an excellent boot, very good at keeping the wet out and great protection. They must be about three years old now and are damn stiff. Not a problem when you're riding but not great for walking around in. I've just worn these on our Yorkshire jaunt and after that time they still haven't softened up much.
If you can get the TCX on discount they'd be worth a try. Er'Indoors rides with Sidi waterproof boots which have proved excellent, she's got a second pair now for longer trips but the originals were off a mate, little worn, and must have done well over 50,000 miles in 20 plus years.
There seems to be plenty of used female kit on GumTree/Ebay.co.uk, I take it they try it and don't like it. Er'Indoors got an as new HG Gortex suit in the spring for £80.00.
Upt.
10/07/2025 08:35:13 UTC
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Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
Pink is the future Upt'. I seem to recall Lucy Worsley (aka the thinking man's fancy) telling us originally pink was for boys and blue for girls. There must have been a cultural shift.
Have you ever had your Altbergs repaired Upt'? Are they still waterproof? I keep thinking about them then stalling on the cost of them doing the lift (my short leg) and their initial attitude to guaranteeing them waterproof.
10/07/2025 06:38:49 UTC
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Upt'North ¹ said :-
My Altberg boots are probably 25 years old or maybe a bit more. Nuff said.
I think the pink would suit you Ed.
Upt.
09/07/2025 23:18:37 UTC
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Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
Helly Hansen may well have been born from hardy fishing types with calloused fingers and ice laden sou'westers. Today it is the clothing of choice for wealthy sailing types on multi million pound yachts who pose looking out to sea while hanging off polished rigging and carbon fibre decks.
As per the link... The pants may be waterproof and warm, but do they offer slide protection? Can they be swiftly removed and packed down small if the sun comes out? In summer Sharon wears armoured bike jeans which balance protection and cool comfort. In the highly likely event of rain she applies waterproof over trousers. This normally works well but nothing lasts forever.
Wellies? Sweaty when it's warm and not really offering the level of protection Sharon seeks. Alas goretex boots are not cheap but we estimate the pair of which one has failed have covered around 40,000 miles. Again they normally work very well but nothing lasts forever.
Timing is everything, of course you don't get failures due to wearing out from time to time, Murphy's law predicts several will fail at once.
https://www.hellyhansen.com/en_gb/w-pier-bib-40-34487?color=634026...
09/07/2025 21:25:16 UTC
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Upt'North ¹ said :-
We still need pictures.
Fully attired please.
Upt.
09/07/2025 18:51:18 UTC
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Ian Soady¹ said :-
They're not designer trousers Ren they're working gear for trawlermen (and women) etc. And what's wrong with wellies? They're waterproof and the industrial ones do give a modicum of protection.
09/07/2025 15:15:25 UTC
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Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
ROD - erm yes but no but... We've been to see father on the south coast near Worthing. But we'd broken the trip into 2 days hence only 150 miles. But we're on our way back now and not a squillion miles from the Cotswolds.
It'll all become clear in another exciting tale soon.
08/07/2025 21:43:44 UTC
nab301 said :-
Glyn , hopefully someone appreciates all the work you put into the TZR.
Nigel
08/07/2025 12:01:57 UTC
ROD¹ said :-
Looking fantastic Glyn,
I was looking forward to clouds of smoke for Ren's benefit.
Ren from your travel information (70 miles from Sammy Miller's and a 150 mile ride) I am guessing you are near the Cotswolds.
08/07/2025 09:31:34 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
Glyn, she looks blummin lovely.
As does the black GT750 (A/B?) which looks like it's running expansions. Nice.
Upt.
07/07/2025 23:15:18 UTC
Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
Oh my goodness I had thankfully forgotten all about that! Phew that was a close escape I'm sure.
I'm pleased to hear you had a great day and the TZR was a popular star of the show. I'm familiar with the TDR which can trace it's heritage to your TZR, and I know why Kettles are called Kettles. However I feel no need whatsoever to hear ring-a-ding, smell burnt 2 stroke or listen to endless talk of power bands and decoking the top end.
Sharon and I covered 150 miles in the terrible rain and thunderstorms yesterday, today being dry and warm we have not turned a wheel. We're not quite right in the head I'm sure.
07/07/2025 21:46:52 UTC
Glyn said :-
Oh Ed, you’d have loved 2stroke day at Sammy’s Miller’s. There were a huge amount of smokers there from a very old Monet Goyon single cylinder twin exhaust port jobbie that was older than anyone there (including Sammy himself), up to the latest 2023 Langen (a snip at £37k). I arrived with the only TZR 250 and was surprised by the amount of photos taken of it. Here’s a picture of it next to a Suzuki GT750 triple ( known as a kettle), a TDR 250 and a Greeves at the rear.
07/07/2025 18:28:33 UTC
Glyn said :-
We sailed through the MOT today without any advisories. That is with the TZR and so I'm off to the two stroke day at Sammy Miller's tomorrow. Naturally, I've packed as many tools as I can and am expecting to have to use them if this thing is as reliable as their hyped up (down) to be. Perhaps I can find a buyer there as I'm of a nervious disposition and am not happy to tempt fate with a long ownership. I was offered a Yamaha RD500 (Resto project) today.... good grief, the Ed would go nuts.
05/07/2025 18:02:21 UTC
nab301 said :-
Sounds good Glyn, although would be much nicer near the redline!
Nigel
03/07/2025 16:26:20 UTC
Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
I always knew you lived in a mansion in the countryside Glyn. Much better with the sound down, thanks.
01/07/2025 19:52:58 UTC
Glyn said :-
First quick ride on the Yamaha TZR can be seen here. Turn the volume down Ren and it’s much better.
https://youtu.be/odrqv7gzcOE
01/07/2025 17:46:30 UTC
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nab301 said :-
I've been having similar problems, I had a zip on bib with an old Hein Gericke set up but this has let me down recently , however with the help of Ian I found a local shop which seems to stock such items if I can pluck up the courage to call in and actually try on a pair!
@ UPt , that is excellent customer service from Oxford.
Nigel
04/07/2025 12:56:19 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
I did consider braces but...
I didn't. I'm a belt guy I spose.
As for fishermen's troosers.....behave ya'self.
Upt.
01/07/2025 16:29:03 UTC
Ian Soady¹ said :-
In the long ago days when I rode in all weathers I used to have braces on my overtrousers which were much more comfortable. In fact latterly I used Helly Hansen bib & brace heavy duty PVC items designed for deep sea fishermen and the like. Easy to get on & off, reasonably cheap and totally waterproof. I may even have a pair stashed away somewhere.
https://workweargurus.com/collections/helly-hansen-bib-and-brace/products/helly-...
01/07/2025 14:48:07 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
Weise Hydra troosers update.
All's good except....
1. They fit too low, it's fashion innit? Now at the local upholsterers for belt loops to be attached and a new Levi bovine leather belt acquired at the right price. Should be sorted.
2. Took the drop liner out before taking them to the upholsterers and found the lining puckered where some errant seam tape had been carelessly attached onto the rear. Pffffffftttttt.
3. Contact Weise UK on their online form, pffffffftttttt, email the next day from Fowlers of Bristol asking for piccies. "New lining is in the post sir". Now arrived. Great customer service from Weise and their UK agent.
Picture of tape below which seems just about impossible to budge, which is probably why they use it as seam tape.
Upt.
01/07/2025 11:38:04 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
The weather was fine until the ride home.....33 of your c's was a tad on the uncomfortable side when dealing with traffic and slow movers. But better than blummin wet.
23/06/2025 12:32:10 UTC
Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
Very nice Upt'. Looks like the weather was on your side too.
23/06/2025 08:49:16 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
It is Ian, I'd never seen the programme and can't envisage I ever will but it's a lovely ride over the tops. Anything to avoid the masses of Whitbyites.
Pffffffftttttt.
22/06/2025 17:09:24 UTC
Ian Soady¹ said :-
Very nice too. Is that Goathland ("Heartbeat" country)?
22/06/2025 14:17:49 UTC
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