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Bungling To The Bungalow
The first day of the South West Scotland Adventure is a total washout. Ren is moist and Sharon is leaking - and yet it's not all bad at the end of the day.
The Z500 Mods Continue
Sharon's conversion from Z500 naked sports bike to Z500 touring motorcycle continues. MO' money, MO' problems is what dey say innit? Ain't nuffink eezee.
5 Fools For Kilmarnock - Prologue
The tales of mishap and trepidation leading up to this adventure is not for the faint hearted. Gird your loins we're only at the planning stage so far...
5 Fools In South West Scotland
Title page for The BATties Ayrshire expedition.
Soft Brake Fix Weirdness
Ah the old trick of zip tying the brake lever to get a good brake. It seems to work but does anyone know why?
Escape From Colditz To Poland
The lads take a brief look around Colditz before making a dash for Poland. There's a handful of shenanigans and guess what - beer.
An Easy Day Out Going Round In Circles
How can you get lost in the days of Satellite Navigation? Turn the Sat-Nav off. Now you can ride around in ever decreasing circles - which oddly enough seems to be just fine with Ren these days.
Chaos Towards Colditz
More mayhem from a bunch of blokes old enough to know better. Brits used to try and get out of Colditz, these lads are struggling to get in. Fear not - there is beer.
The Perpetual Summer Problem
Ren is typically annoyed that other people are allowed to use his personal race track. If it weren't for those pesky people life would be slightly less miserable for Mr Curmudgeonly.
She Made Me Walk
Poor poor Ren is being made to exercise against his will. After this tragedy there's disappointment too. Still, it could be worse, he could be working.
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Bungling To The Bungalow
Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
Helly Hansen may well have been born from hardy fishing types with calloused fingers and ice laden sou'westers. Today it is the clothing of choice for wealthy sailing types on multi million pound yachts who pose looking out to sea while hanging off polished rigging and carbon fibre decks.
As per the link... The pants may be waterproof and warm, but do they offer slide protection? Can they be swiftly removed and packed down small if the sun comes out? In summer Sharon wears armoured bike jeans which balance protection and cool comfort. In the highly likely event of rain she applies waterproof over trousers. This normally works well but nothing lasts forever.
Wellies? Sweaty when it's warm and not really offering the level of protection Sharon seeks. Alas goretex boots are not cheap but we estimate the pair of which one has failed have covered around 40,000 miles. Again they normally work very well but nothing lasts forever.
Timing is everything, of course you don't get failures due to wearing out from time to time, Murphy's law predicts several will fail at once.
https://www.hellyhansen.com/en_gb/w-pier-bib-40-34487?color=634026...
09/07/2025 21:25:16 UTC
Bungling To The Bungalow
Upt'North ¹ said :-
We still need pictures.
Fully attired please.
Upt.
09/07/2025 18:51:18 UTC
Bungling To The Bungalow
Ian Soady¹ said :-
They're not designer trousers Ren they're working gear for trawlermen (and women) etc. And what's wrong with wellies? They're waterproof and the industrial ones do give a modicum of protection.
09/07/2025 15:15:25 UTC
Bungling To The Bungalow
Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
If we'd been camping we'd have been screwed nab301. We have in the past endured leaks and camping and it can be miserable. Sharon's modern take on the situation would be "we're getting a cabin or lodge or BnB or hotel..."
The waterproofs we have are perfectly effective - until they aren't. Her ladyship will not be going for a set of designer sailing trousers, just replacing the affordable and effective over trousers she has. As for the boots I reckon they'll be goretex but I don't know which ones yet.
I can't see Sharon in wellies anytime soon Ian.
As for heading daaan saaaaaaaf to avoid getting wet Upt'? Keep reading our kid, keep reading.
08/07/2025 21:38:44 UTC
Bungling To The Bungalow
Upt'North ¹ said :-
We need pictures!
08/07/2025 16:28:42 UTC
Bungling To The Bungalow
Ian Soady¹ said :-
Great welcome and must have added back som of the shine of the trip. At the risk of repeating myself Sharon, why not try the HH bib & brace I suggested to Upt'N to his apparent disgust. I'm sure you're not such a fashion victim as he is and as far as I'm concerned looking "cool" is hugely outweighed by being warm and dry. I used to use them together with a pair of Dunlop industrial reinforced wellies when commuting year round including snow. It was a matter of seconds to emerge when I arrived at work like a Red Admiral from its pupa. I'm not sure all my visitors appreciated the heady aroma issuing from the corner of my office however.
08/07/2025 14:43:33 UTC
Bungling To The Bungalow
Upt'North ¹ said :-
Motorcycling, great innit, until it ain't.
It's orrible Upt'North, you shudda gone sarff.
Let this be a lesson to all motorcyclists, go south and avoid wetting ya'selves. Oh the shame of it.
On the welcome pack, we'll done to Mrs McRenter, it's a rare thing these days and a lovely touch. In our recent "luxury" self catering in Yorkshire there were 6 tea bags and no milk. Nowt other than tea bags and one bog roll.
Pffffffftttttt.
Upt.
08/07/2025 12:45:41 UTC
Bungling To The Bungalow
nab301 said :-
Looks like great accommodation, although I've been traumatised by photos of pink trailers and damp clothing!
On a serious note , if you had been camping what would you have done?
Nigel
08/07/2025 12:17:41 UTC
Soft Brake Fix Weirdness
nab301 said :-
That's a pity Ren , I was looking forward to viewing a long and difficult winter project with you purchasing a bike model with said inboard disc !!
Nigel
04/07/2025 12:19:17 UTC
The Z500 Mods Continue
nab301 said :-
Sharon great that it works for you and also, without the panniers the frame is barely visible.
@Ren . a nice bit of manipulation , a pity Shad didn't reply..
Nigel
04/07/2025 12:13:58 UTC
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Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
ROD - erm yes but no but... We've been to see father on the south coast near Worthing. But we'd broken the trip into 2 days hence only 150 miles. But we're on our way back now and not a squillion miles from the Cotswolds.
It'll all become clear in another exciting tale soon.
08/07/2025 21:43:44 UTC
nab301 said :-
Glyn , hopefully someone appreciates all the work you put into the TZR.
Nigel
08/07/2025 12:01:57 UTC
ROD¹ said :-
Looking fantastic Glyn,
I was looking forward to clouds of smoke for Ren's benefit.
Ren from your travel information (70 miles from Sammy Miller's and a 150 mile ride) I am guessing you are near the Cotswolds.
08/07/2025 09:31:34 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
Glyn, she looks blummin lovely.
As does the black GT750 (A/B?) which looks like it's running expansions. Nice.
Upt.
07/07/2025 23:15:18 UTC
Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
Oh my goodness I had thankfully forgotten all about that! Phew that was a close escape I'm sure.
I'm pleased to hear you had a great day and the TZR was a popular star of the show. I'm familiar with the TDR which can trace it's heritage to your TZR, and I know why Kettles are called Kettles. However I feel no need whatsoever to hear ring-a-ding, smell burnt 2 stroke or listen to endless talk of power bands and decoking the top end.
Sharon and I covered 150 miles in the terrible rain and thunderstorms yesterday, today being dry and warm we have not turned a wheel. We're not quite right in the head I'm sure.
07/07/2025 21:46:52 UTC
Glyn said :-
Oh Ed, you’d have loved 2stroke day at Sammy’s Miller’s. There were a huge amount of smokers there from a very old Monet Goyon single cylinder twin exhaust port jobbie that was older than anyone there (including Sammy himself), up to the latest 2023 Langen (a snip at £37k). I arrived with the only TZR 250 and was surprised by the amount of photos taken of it. Here’s a picture of it next to a Suzuki GT750 triple ( known as a kettle), a TDR 250 and a Greeves at the rear.
07/07/2025 18:28:33 UTC
Glyn said :-
We sailed through the MOT today without any advisories. That is with the TZR and so I'm off to the two stroke day at Sammy Miller's tomorrow. Naturally, I've packed as many tools as I can and am expecting to have to use them if this thing is as reliable as their hyped up (down) to be. Perhaps I can find a buyer there as I'm of a nervious disposition and am not happy to tempt fate with a long ownership. I was offered a Yamaha RD500 (Resto project) today.... good grief, the Ed would go nuts.
05/07/2025 18:02:21 UTC
nab301 said :-
Sounds good Glyn, although would be much nicer near the redline!
Nigel
03/07/2025 16:26:20 UTC
Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
I always knew you lived in a mansion in the countryside Glyn. Much better with the sound down, thanks.
01/07/2025 19:52:58 UTC
Glyn said :-
First quick ride on the Yamaha TZR can be seen here. Turn the volume down Ren and it’s much better.
https://youtu.be/odrqv7gzcOE
01/07/2025 17:46:30 UTC
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nab301 said :-
I've been having similar problems, I had a zip on bib with an old Hein Gericke set up but this has let me down recently , however with the help of Ian I found a local shop which seems to stock such items if I can pluck up the courage to call in and actually try on a pair!
@ UPt , that is excellent customer service from Oxford.
Nigel
04/07/2025 12:56:19 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
I did consider braces but...
I didn't. I'm a belt guy I spose.
As for fishermen's troosers.....behave ya'self.
Upt.
01/07/2025 16:29:03 UTC
Ian Soady¹ said :-
In the long ago days when I rode in all weathers I used to have braces on my overtrousers which were much more comfortable. In fact latterly I used Helly Hansen bib & brace heavy duty PVC items designed for deep sea fishermen and the like. Easy to get on & off, reasonably cheap and totally waterproof. I may even have a pair stashed away somewhere.
https://workweargurus.com/collections/helly-hansen-bib-and-brace/products/helly-...
01/07/2025 14:48:07 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
Weise Hydra troosers update.
All's good except....
1. They fit too low, it's fashion innit? Now at the local upholsterers for belt loops to be attached and a new Levi bovine leather belt acquired at the right price. Should be sorted.
2. Took the drop liner out before taking them to the upholsterers and found the lining puckered where some errant seam tape had been carelessly attached onto the rear. Pffffffftttttt.
3. Contact Weise UK on their online form, pffffffftttttt, email the next day from Fowlers of Bristol asking for piccies. "New lining is in the post sir". Now arrived. Great customer service from Weise and their UK agent.
Picture of tape below which seems just about impossible to budge, which is probably why they use it as seam tape.
Upt.
01/07/2025 11:38:04 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
The weather was fine until the ride home.....33 of your c's was a tad on the uncomfortable side when dealing with traffic and slow movers. But better than blummin wet.
23/06/2025 12:32:10 UTC
Ren - The Ed¹ said :-
Very nice Upt'. Looks like the weather was on your side too.
23/06/2025 08:49:16 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
It is Ian, I'd never seen the programme and can't envisage I ever will but it's a lovely ride over the tops. Anything to avoid the masses of Whitbyites.
Pffffffftttttt.
22/06/2025 17:09:24 UTC
Ian Soady¹ said :-
Very nice too. Is that Goathland ("Heartbeat" country)?
22/06/2025 14:17:49 UTC
Upt'North ¹ said :-
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